Players/Officials
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Marcus Foley
Nickname: Foles
Playing Position: Midfield
He is...the most useful man alive...
Profile:
Both on and off the pitch, Marcus is everyone's hero. Blokes want to play like him, girls want to be with him. On the pitch, Marcus covers every blade of grass he possibly can in 90 minutes, and is one of the hardest working midfielders in the league. However, off the pitch, Mr Foley is one of the laziest men you would ever have the pleasure of meeting (assuming he'd ever got out of bed to be in a position to meet anyone). One wonders how he gets out of bed in the morning, let alone lift a pen to sign his name on a job application form.On occasions, it has been known for him to stay in bed even though he was desperate to relieve himself in the loo. What a hero.
