Players/Officials
All the details of your favourite Old Boys Players.
Please feel free to contribute profiles of any player. Royal Holloway Old Boys welcomes any opportunity to take the piss.
Oli Conde:
Nickname: Big Bird
Playing Position: Midfield
He is...never afraid to have a go...
Profile:
Oli is in footballing terms, a good honest pro (except of course the Old Boys are yet to reach anywhere near the professional game but you know what we mean). Always happy to fit into the managers latest formation and play overlapping wing-back-forward without a hint of complaint. Works hard in training. Always one of the lads up the pub after the game having a pint and having an input in the post match discussions. Oli, once he has the ball under control (which can take some time) is a stylish player with a fine range of back passes that can only be described as Gerrardesque. However he does have an attacking side, and Oli is the current holder of the Reserve team's Goal of the Season trophy, for a fine left footed strike that proves that if you have enough 25 yard efforts in a game, one is eventually going to hit the target. Away from the Old Boys, Oli is involved in handing over the Olympic Stadium to West Ham after 2012, but got into trouble recently for failing to supress his amusement at a presentation by Karren Brady, which suggested her club would be in the Champions League in 2015.
