Royal Holloway Old Boys F.C.

Luke Norwood

Luke Norwood

Age: 18

Playing Position: Midfield

Nickname: Lukey

He is: 2 kool for skool

Player Profile:
* Written in Luke speak so he understands it...
L8 n season 2005-6, da l8est n da Norwood clan made his debut 4 da Old Geezers n a well ard match wiv local bruvvers Virginia Water, as a wiked 15 yr old. Tho fears dat e wud b as wimpy as his older bruv wer sn going da same way as his bruvvers ankles as 2 kool 4 skool Luke got stuk in. Always keen 2 show da "veteran" oldies of da squad how young e is, or more 2 da point, how much ancient dey r, Luke was 2nd XI Player of da Season (yeah n ya face biiatch) in his 1st full season n da squad, which was well gd cos e spent most of da season covering da ground of 2 players as e was wiv a well unfit Shagger in da ctr of da midfield. In season 2007-8, Luke spent as much time in hospital as on da pitch after knocking imslf out in 1 game (cos e is ard), and den bustin his medial ligaments. Still, it all heals quickly when ur well young n 2 kool 4 skool, so Luke will b back fresh on da pitch in 2008-9 and chasing da biiiiatches round Egham and Staines afterwards.


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