Royal Holloway Old Boys F.C.

Marcus Foley

Marcus Foley

Age: 24

Playing Position: Midfield

Nickname: Fols

He is: the most useful man alive

Player Profile:
Young Marcus came to the club's attention towards the end of 2006/7. Not for his dashing football ability however, he was one of three lads off travelling, the other two being already established Old Boys players. What brought Marcus to the fore, was that every time his name got mentioned in a tear jerking speech, the whole bar erupted into a song, which apparently was to the tune of Beverly Hills Cop, and contained the lyrics "Marcus Foley, sh*t, c***". Unforgettable. In essence however, both on and off the pitch, Marcus is everyone's hero. Blokes want to play like him, girls want to be with him. On the pitch, Marcus covers every blade of grass he possibly can in 90 minutes, and is one of the hardest working midfielders in the league. However, off the pitch, Mr Foley is one of the laziest men you would ever have the pleasure of meeting (assuming he'd ever got out of bed to be in a position to meet anyone). One wonders how he gets out of bed in the morning, let alone lift a pen to sign his name on a job application form.On occasions, it has been known for him to stay in bed even though he was desperate to relieve himself in the loo. What a hero.


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