Royal Holloway Old Boys F.C.

Toby Green

Toby Green

Age: 28

Playing Position: Defender

Nickname: Tobes

He is: a gay dancer

Player Profile:
Toby joined the club at the end of the 2003/4 season as the club's Reserve team struggled to complete its fixtures, and got to the desperate measures of inviting Gary Thrift's mates to play. Unlike Gaz, Toby showed enough ability to stick around for the following season, and has even now forced his way into the club's First XI, where he has also opened up his goalscoring account. A player who rates himself as having sublime skill on the ground, such is his showing off at training, he has however shown himself to be the one of the worst dancers ever seen, and on a recent visit to a well known Wimbledon drinking establishment, many a female were walking up to him to question his sexuality.


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